5 out 3 Americans Can’t Do Math Good

“There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else — but persistent.” — Raoul Bott “I’m American … you do the math.”

Lydia The Tattooed Lady

Lydia The Tattooed Lady, Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Bed Intruder Auto Tune Version

If you haven’t seen it already … here’s the auto-tune of Antoine Dodson’s news appearance. Huntsville, Alabama. Hide your kids, hide your wife! Us Weekly reported that Dodson had made enough money from the song to move his family out of the projects to a better house. In September 2010, the Gregory Brothers reported that…

How To Date Your Sister – Star Wars Style

What To Do On A Space Date From One Minute Galatica … a mashup of Coronet Instructional Films and Star Wars. What To Do On A Date Mystery Science Theater Style But the originals are even funnier …. How To Popular Don’t Park in Cars With Boys “She’s popular because she’s just as interested in…

Karoke Bar Mitzvah Disaster

If we could only blame booze… EMBED-Worst Karaoke Session Ever – Watch more free videos

Why America is Doomed

Fat, stupid people chanting “we’re number one!” Creationists Anti-intellectualism This fuck:

BozoGate: O’Donnell’s Dad Was An Undocumented Clown

Can One Be Pro-Clown and Anti-Witch? Christine O’Donnell: Don’t Blow Your Own Horn. Stop stroking the carrot, varnishing the flagpole, and auditioning your hand-puppet … Christine O’Donnell wants America to cease “boxing Bozo” and “slapping the clown.” Why? Turns out her father was Bozo …. OR WAS HE? She claimed her dad played Bozo in…

Prank Phone Call

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWA9OWqR9k An instant classic. Enjoy listening to a neutered corporate employee act civil to an idiot!

Ugandan Sex Ed

Oh those Ugandans! Tosh.0 Weds 10:30pm / 9:30c

Christine O’Donnell

Christine O’Donnell: “If he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?” Answer: “For the money shot?”