Category Archives: Classic Comedy

5 out 3 Americans Can’t Do Math Good

“There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else — but persistent.” — Raoul Bott “I’m American … you do the math.”

Lydia The Tattooed Lady

Lydia The Tattooed Lady, Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.